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Topic: Intelligent Answers |
Siby Varghese
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Views: 2473
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu 20 Dec, 2007 Subject: Intelligent Answers |
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long wou ... |
Topic: Read and enjoy |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2299
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Wed 19 Dec, 2007 Subject: Read and enjoy |
Read and enjoy
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you b ... |
Topic: ATTITUDE |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2137
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sat 08 Dec, 2007 Subject: ATTITUDE |
ATTITUDE
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in th ... |
Topic: Need Answers |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 1869
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Forum: Linux, Mac and Other OS's Posted: Tue 20 Nov, 2007 Subject: Need Answers |
1.What is the function of the '!!' command?
2.What is the minimum number of partitions required to install Linux?
3. How do you check which ports are listening on Linux box?
... |
Topic: Season Pass |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2146
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Season Pass |
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the f ... |
Topic: Feed |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2041
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Feed |
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. ... |
Topic: Indian Trap |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 1997
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Indian Trap |
A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."
The Pakistani ... |
Topic: Difference |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2103
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Difference |
For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handling the attendant $.50,
he could not help bu ... |
Topic: Natural Calamity |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2019
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Natural Calamity |
There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew`s sudd ... |
Topic: Learn Japanese |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 1981
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Learn Japanese |
English: He`s cleaning his automobile
Japanese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Japanese: No Pah King
English: Is there a fugitive here?
Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: Sma ... |
Topic: Joke- Indian Hell |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2076
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007 Subject: Joke- Indian Hell |
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”
He was told, "First they put y ... |
Topic: Blood group |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2093
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Fri 12 Oct, 2007 Subject: Blood group |
Blood Group Tells Personality
BLOOD GROUP O
BLOOD GROUP A
BLOOD GROUP B
BLOOD GROUP AB
In a nutshell
Cannot stand people who hide the truth
Pessimistic and too sensitive
Cannot take ... |
Topic: joke |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2251
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu 11 Oct, 2007 Subject: joke |
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job...
He notices a cr ... |
Topic: Adding custom modules to apache in direct admin |
Siby Varghese
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Views: 2284
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Forum: Website Hosting Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007 Subject: Adding custom modules to apache in direct admin |
If you want to add any extra modules to apache, they’ll need to be compiled in. Any module that needs to be compiled in will have a –with-module type flag which will need to be used. To add this flag, ... |
Topic: how to update directadmin licence |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2265
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Forum: Website Hosting Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007 Subject: how to update directadmin licence |
Direct Admin Licence Issue
If you need to update your DirectAdmin license manually, you can do so by running the following commands:
cd /usr/local/directadmin/scripts
./getLicense.sh 123 1234 ... |
Topic: secure /tmp with noexec and nosuid |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 0
Views: 2198
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Forum: Website Hosting Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007 Subject: secure /tmp with noexec and nosuid |
The /tmp partition is one the common places for script kiddies and crackers alike to place trojans or scripts. Because of that you should have the /tmp partition mounted noexec. First we need to check ... |
Topic: Mischievous Brothers |
Siby Varghese
Replies: 2
Views: 2849
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Forum: Jokes Posted: Thu 20 Sep, 2007 Subject: Mischievous Brothers |
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably i ... |
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