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  Topic: Intelligent Answers
Siby Varghese

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PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu 20 Dec, 2007   Subject: Intelligent Answers
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)



Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long wou ...
  Topic: Read and enjoy
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2299

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Wed 19 Dec, 2007   Subject: Read and enjoy
Read and enjoy

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you b ...
  Topic: ATTITUDE
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2137

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sat 08 Dec, 2007   Subject: ATTITUDE
ATTITUDE

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son: "Well, in th ...
  Topic: Need Answers
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 1869

PostForum: Linux, Mac and Other OS's   Posted: Tue 20 Nov, 2007   Subject: Need Answers
1.What is the function of the '!!' command?





2.What is the minimum number of partitions required to install Linux?





3. How do you check which ports are listening on Linux box? ...
  Topic: Season Pass
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2146

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Season Pass
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the f ...
  Topic: Feed
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2041

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Feed
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. ...
  Topic: Indian Trap
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 1997

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Indian Trap
A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis."
The Pakistani ...
  Topic: Difference
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2103

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Difference
For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handling the attendant $.50,
he could not help bu ...
  Topic: Natural Calamity
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
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PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Natural Calamity
There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew`s sudd ...
  Topic: Learn Japanese
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 1981

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Learn Japanese
English: He`s cleaning his automobile
Japanese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Japanese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Sma ...
  Topic: Joke- Indian Hell
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2076

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Sun 18 Nov, 2007   Subject: Joke- Indian Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?”

He was told, "First they put y ...
  Topic: Blood group
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2093

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Fri 12 Oct, 2007   Subject: Blood group
Blood Group Tells Personality



BLOOD GROUP O
BLOOD GROUP A
BLOOD GROUP B
BLOOD GROUP AB


In a nutshell
Cannot stand people who hide the truth
Pessimistic and too sensitive
Cannot take ...
  Topic: joke
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2251

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu 11 Oct, 2007   Subject: joke
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife,
lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a cr ...
  Topic: Adding custom modules to apache in direct admin
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2284

PostForum: Website Hosting   Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007   Subject: Adding custom modules to apache in direct admin
If you want to add any extra modules to apache, they’ll need to be compiled in. Any module that needs to be compiled in will have a –with-module type flag which will need to be used. To add this flag, ...
  Topic: how to update directadmin licence
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2265

PostForum: Website Hosting   Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007   Subject: how to update directadmin licence
Direct Admin Licence Issue

If you need to update your DirectAdmin license manually, you can do so by running the following commands:

cd /usr/local/directadmin/scripts
./getLicense.sh 123 1234 ...
  Topic: secure /tmp with noexec and nosuid
Siby Varghese

Replies: 0
Views: 2198

PostForum: Website Hosting   Posted: Thu 27 Sep, 2007   Subject: secure /tmp with noexec and nosuid
The /tmp partition is one the common places for script kiddies and crackers alike to place trojans or scripts. Because of that you should have the /tmp partition mounted noexec. First we need to check ...
  Topic: Mischievous Brothers
Siby Varghese

Replies: 2
Views: 2849

PostForum: Jokes   Posted: Thu 20 Sep, 2007   Subject: Mischievous Brothers
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably i ...
 
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